#1006 – Verbage

We only had one day of school last week. The students came back Monday morning with…less than complete enthusiasm.

#1005 – Snow No More

Sunday, the temperature rose enough that all the snow started to melt. Pretty sure this means we’ll actually have to go to school all week.

Meanwhile, buy my book.

It’s too cold for a punchline, that’s no cold it is.

It’s not too cold to read my short story collection, though!

The temperature has decided to drop precipitously. We are huddled under blankets for warmth.

If you find yourself in similar straits, why not download my new short story collection? It’s only $0.99, which is a ridiculously good price!

That’s right, pop culture references from twenty-some years ago! Who needs to be timely?

Why not start the next one thousand comics with a rehash of an old joke?

Wanna read something that’s completely all-new and original material? Check out my short story collection.

It’s the 1000th sketch/comic! I’m glad so many of you are reading these every day. It warms my curmudgeonly old heart.

Also, I do have that book you could buy.

Other made-up holidays:

Batman Day
Cookie Appreciation Day
Happy Kitten Day

Until those are real, though, you should entertain yourself with my book! It’s only $0.99!

My hair has gone beyond “shaggy” and into the realm of “dear lord, it might try to strangle me in the night.” It’s probably time for a trim.

In the meantime, buy my book!