
This is Adam’s fault.

This is Adam’s fault.

It’s the only explanation for the mess she leaves in the kitchen.

As bad as infrastructure is in the United States, you have to figure it’s even worse in places like the Mushroom Kingdom.

It’s standardized test time again! Everyone loves standardized tests. Loves ’em.

I’ve been teaching for over a decade, and I still feel like a fake and an impostor every time I have to talk to my students’ parents. It’s annoying and I hate it.

We can’t make it through a single day without some sort of national crisis.

The poor Wife had a stomach bug yesterday, and all of our medicine for things like that was long-since expired. It was a problem, as you might imagine.

Unlike the president, I won’t be giving up any classified information to the Russians.
Admittedly, I don’t have any classified information to give but still.

Tell me there’s something out there more innovative and important than the pizza bagel bite, and I’ll tell you you’re a damn liar.