
I mean, I get that people like being health-conscious or whatever, and they’re concerned about chemicals they can’t pronounce the names of and all, but everything is made of chemicals. Everything.

I mean, I get that people like being health-conscious or whatever, and they’re concerned about chemicals they can’t pronounce the names of and all, but everything is made of chemicals. Everything.

Daylight Savings Time is a tricky challenge. For some more than others.

The clock will be right on time come Sunday!

Not even sure why we bought them all those cat beds when all they do is sleep on me.

It’s hard to find good help in Hell, I imagine.

Student handwriting is only getting worse, I’m pretty sure.

It’s not that what Clyde does to the songs I send him is bad, per se, just that it’s never exactly what I was expecting or hearing in my head.

You start storylines at the beginning of the week. Everyone knows that.

I mean, I wanted to be lighter, but this is ridiculous.