It’s too cold for a punchline, that’s no cold it is.
It’s not too cold to read my short story collection, though!
Sketch a Day
#1003 – Frozen
The temperature has decided to drop precipitously. We are huddled under blankets for warmth.
If you find yourself in similar straits, why not download my new short story collection? It’s only $0.99, which is a ridiculously good price!
#1002 – Ash Wednesday
That’s right, pop culture references from twenty-some years ago! Who needs to be timely?
#1001 – Recycled Jokes
Why not start the next one thousand comics with a rehash of an old joke?
Wanna read something that’s completely all-new and original material? Check out my short story collection.
#1000 – Celebratory Comic Extravaganza!
It’s the 1000th sketch/comic! I’m glad so many of you are reading these every day. It warms my curmudgeonly old heart.
Also, I do have that book you could buy.
#999 – Made-Up Holidays
Other made-up holidays:
Batman Day
Cookie Appreciation Day
Happy Kitten Day
Until those are real, though, you should entertain yourself with my book! It’s only $0.99!
#998 – Personal Grooming
My hair has gone beyond “shaggy” and into the realm of “dear lord, it might try to strangle me in the night.” It’s probably time for a trim.
In the meantime, buy my book!
#997 – C is for Cookie
#996 – Soup!
I made soup Monday night! Well, more a stew. Or, um, I really don’t know what to call it. But it was delicious, regardless.
Hey, my new book is out now! Go buy it!
Sketches From Memory 