#1166 – Local Access Sock Hop

It exists. It’s pretty amazing. Old folks all dancing gingerly, attempting to not break a hip.

Go read my new short story. Then, go support the Patreon!

#1165 – The Hugalump Rides Again

Patreon. C’mon, you know you want to support it.

Also, I have that new short story you can check out.

The dreaded hugalump!

The dreaded Patreon!

Also, I put out a new short story yesterday. You can download it from Amazon for only $0.99!

Tell me you wouldn’t go swimming in a big pile of money if you could.

I would like to swim in a pile of money, even a small one. So maybe support the Patreon?

Patreon! Maybe it can help us find an explanation.

Anyway, moving on…

Patreon! If I link to it often enough, someone is bound to eventually support it, even if to just get me to stop linking it constantly.

The Patreon could use your support! I could us your support! It’s one and the same, honestly.

There’s still that Patreon that could use your attention and contributions. Make me feel like a Renaissance painter!

Monkey! Fez! Patreon!