And it can never be retold. It will never be as funny as it was that first time.
And you completely missed it, didn’t you? So sad.
Comic
A comic.
#1570 – Public Service Announcement
In case you were curious.
#1569 – Inspirational Speech
This speech ranks up here with anything Shakespeare wrote for Henry IV or V, I’d wager.
#1568 – Optimal Beard Length
My beard is too short when it’s just been trimmed, but then it reaches this optimal length where I’m very happy with it. And then, suddenly and quite without warning, in a split second it goes from optimal length to too long and unruly. It’s annoying.
#1567 – Mad About Saffron
I mean, if the connection is there, why not embrace it? Or at least start calling him “Van” and teach him the chorus to “Brown-Eyed Girl.” That’s pretty easy.
#1566 – Meeting Time
He cats are amazing corporate strategists.
#1565 – Easter Egg Hunt
Happy Easter! Hunting for eggs is very entertaining.
#1564 – Hairstyles
The Wife got her hair cut yesterday. She also had a purplish-pink streak put in. It’s quite fetching.
#1563 – Spring Cleaning
The Wife is on a cleaning/organization jag this week. I’m a little terrified.
