It’s standardized test time again! Everyone loves standardized tests. Loves ’em.
Comic
A comic.
#1590 – Impostor
I’ve been teaching for over a decade, and I still feel like a fake and an impostor every time I have to talk to my students’ parents. It’s annoying and I hate it.
#1589 – Updating the Sign
We can’t make it through a single day without some sort of national crisis.
#1588 – Pepto
The poor Wife had a stomach bug yesterday, and all of our medicine for things like that was long-since expired. It was a problem, as you might imagine.
#1587 – Spy Vs. Spy
Unlike the president, I won’t be giving up any classified information to the Russians.
Admittedly, I don’t have any classified information to give but still.
#1586 – Mankind’s Greatest Achievement
Tell me there’s something out there more innovative and important than the pizza bagel bite, and I’ll tell you you’re a damn liar.
#1585 – Smoothies
Beef jerky is protein-packed and delicious!
#1583 – Boner Pills
If you’re a guy, good news! Boner pills and prostate cancer are not on the list of pre-existing conditions. Menstrual irregularities, however, are on the list.
#1582 – The V-Word
More than anything, it seems like the AHCA wants to make it impossible to be a woman. Which seems tremendously stupid.
Sketches From Memory 