#696 – Keen Sense of Observation

I pay all sorts of attention to the world around me. Honest.

#695 – The Fox

I have heard reference to “What does the fox say?”, but have no idea what the hell it’s referring to. And I’m quite content in that ignorance.

I finished my novel over the weekend, clocking in at just over 51,000 words.

Granted, now I’m ready to start the third one.

There was a turkey breast, but none of us are it.

Not that I didn’t want a nap afterwards, mind you.

Hard to believe it’s been two years already! Also, um, happy Thanksgiving, Americans.

And man, banners are really expensive.

The preparations begin. So many pies. So many.

Honestly, do we need Black Friday sales that start Thursday evening? It’s absurd. Ludicrous. Setting people on fire seems the best course of action.

How would a ham turkey even work?

That is totally Ninja Steve’s spot. Nothing will deter the cat from laying there.

Seriously, he laid on the arm of the kid I tutor the other might because the arm was in his spot. Full on. My cat is weird, y’all.