Sorry, brothers, she clearly likes me best.
Happy Mother’s Day!
Comic
A comic.
#1059 – I’m 88% of the Man I Used To Be
Since January 2014, I’ve managed to lose 43 pounds, bringing me down below 300 pounds for the first time in several years. It’s been hard trying to lose weight, but it’s something I need to do.
Of course, now I need to buy new pants. You can help me with that by buying my book.
#1058 – Buy My Book Redux
It’s true! A printed edition collecting Missing Person and Hazzard Pay is available right now at this very link! And, if you noticed, I also posted a link to a giveaway promotion I’m currently running. Click here to enter that.
#1057 – Graybeard
I had this one stubborn gray hair in my beard that stuck out like a sore thumb. It would not be tamed.
#1056 – Cinco de May-bro
Oh, douchey frat bro, you are the low-hanging fruit of jokes, but I just can’t help myself sometimes.
#1055 – Hopper
We babysat the nephew Sunday afternoon. He does, indeed, hop a bit instead of crawl. He also enjoys it when you try to eat his spine. I dunno, babies are weird.
#1054 – Tweezer and the Mustache Hair
My mustache is unruly despite its insignificance.
#1053 – Ukulele Power!
Totally wanna do this sometime.
#1052 – I Am The Night
Every generation’s got their own idea of who the iconic portrayer of the character is.
