
Seriously, it just keeps on stretching. It’s gorgeous.

Seriously, it just keeps on stretching. It’s gorgeous.

Ever since I got food poisoning from a Chinese restaurant back in high school, I’ve been gun shy about Chinese food. Michelle and Meredith are actually much nicer about it than this, if I’m being honest, but that wouldn’t be as funny.

Executive dysfunction is just the absolute bane of my existence. It’s why I can’t keep things organized or keep my space neat.

While talking to her sister this evening, Michelle was checking out Derrick’s LinkedIn profile. He’s apparently a Threat Intelligence and Vulnerability Manager, which is a thing? I dunno. I’ve only ever been a teacher, and I’ve never had a LinkedIn profile.

Columbus can suck it.

I have pink eye! I’m not happy about it.

True Marriage Conversation #335,571.

Truth is, I have felt like I phone in too many comics lately, so I’m only going to make comics I can feel proud of.
And, y’know, this one.

Bad aim. Such bad aim.