#2020 – Hindsight

Or, Little Johnny, I just know you really well and watched you play on your phone for five minutes before I said anything.

#2019 – 2019!

Anyone wanna actually do the math? I would, but, y’know, math.

Isabelle is straight trash, yo.

I am world-renowned for my grilled cheese sandwiches.

It snowed like crazy over the weekend, and we have our first snow day of 2019!

This Sunday is my 12th anniversary! I’m surprised she’s stayed married to me this long.

Yesterday, it was nearly 60. Today, it was windy and cold and actually snowed this evening.

Burp.

Never fails: first day back from a break, some kid always asks, “Do we have to do work today? We just got back from break.” And then I murder them.