
Happens every time I get in line at the store.

Happens every time I get in line at the store.

Michelle likes to have all the beverages available at all times.
Arming teachers is a terrible, no-good, very-bad idea.

The temperatures rise above 70, and I start sweating constantly. Ugh.

She should be more specific.

It was only after we had this exact conversation over text that I realized just how dirty what I’d said was.

It would take a whole heckuva lot of punchin’.

Happy Presidents’ Day, I guess.

Okay, maybe an hour, tops.