
I really think this would be a great way to settle disputes again. I mean, we’re returning to downright medieval ways of treating women and minorities, so why not go the whole nine yards and bring back trial by combat and ordeal?

I really think this would be a great way to settle disputes again. I mean, we’re returning to downright medieval ways of treating women and minorities, so why not go the whole nine yards and bring back trial by combat and ordeal?

Ninja Steve is not a helpful cat.

I’m not a fan of reality shows, but I’d probably watch this one.

The new anniversary gifts include things like: office supplies, cardigans, phone cases, and mugs with pictures of the cats on them.

Whole 30 might be killin’ me.

Messy? Sure. But tell me it wouldn’t fit right in at a Flaming Lips concert.

Kind of an open-ended question from Donovan’s day care, apparently. I stand by my answer.

These types of conversations happen every day around here.

I should have that shirt made, actually.