
I later determined they were collecting these things to create a wreath. But still, it was damn weird to walk up to the door every day and see a growing pile of pinecones.

I later determined they were collecting these things to create a wreath. But still, it was damn weird to walk up to the door every day and see a growing pile of pinecones.

Brain has turned to butterscotch pudding. Please wait.

I mean, c’mon, even though they explicitly tell you not to on the box, the only thing anyone uses Q-Tips for is cleaning out their ears.

With my brother moving to Pennsylvania soon, we’re gettin’ the band back together! Cross-Eyed Yeti will once again strike like a folky bolt of lightning!

Look, feet are hard to draw, okay?

Got sick over the weekend. Yay.

Annabelle’s ominous laughter is hilarious and disturbing all at once.

Annabelle is not good at keeping secrets. At all.

I was on a freakin’ roll this weekend with the history jokes.