#1371 – Test Results


I mean, he’s technically using it consistent with his follow-up statement, but still, have you ever heard someone use the phrase “out of this world” in anything other than a positive connotation?

So, since apparently my body is rejecting me, maybe support me on Patreon so I can afford to survive? That would be nice.

#1370 – Film Review Noir


Seriously though, complaining that a movie has “ruined your childhood” is so ridiculous. If you don’t like a movie ’cause they made the main characters ladies, you have other problems. And should go pull your head out of your own ass. 

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#1364 – Glasses


It’s true, in real life I wear my glasses basically every day. But on Wednesday, I wore contacts! Mostly because I went out for a walk and it was really hot and I didn’t want my glasses slipping off my face constantly because of all the sweating.