Happy (?) Tax Day, America!
I love playing video games, but I am frequently quite bad at them.
My brother finally gave in and joined the 21st century by getting a smartphone. He initially wasn’t too happy about it, but then he discovered the poop emoji, and I think that’s sealed the deal.
I was gonna go with “Sweet Emoji” for the title, but @Midnight already uses that for one of their games.
Had an old, old man as the sub for my team-teacher yesterday. He was a nice guy and not half-bad as subs go, but he was older than dirt.
I am becoming old. Over-stretching can now injure me, apparently.
Cats are amazing creatures. And weird.
Man, I was never able to do that song with my name as a kid.
Some things make you feel very tiny. Others fill you with white-hot rage.