#1286 – Breaking Spring

Spring Break is one of the best parts of being a teacher.

#1285 – Dump Trump

Seriously, Donald Trump is just the absolute fuckin’ worst.

Just over and over and over…this is becoming a serious problem, possibly.

Love my fountain pen. So much. It was lost for three days, but. I found it and my life is complete once more.

Okay, so maybe I’m completely obsessed. It’s not my fault, I swear!

I…might have an addiction. Every time I listen to something else, I keep thinking, “I could be listening to Hamilton right now.”

If I can’t make fun of my own occasional attempts at jokes that make me sound like a jerk, what’s even the point?

You mail the bills to the doctor, right? I dunno, I’m not real good at these things.

Meatheads solving problems in meathead ways. Bam!