Truly, you can buy it from right here!
Month: January 2015
#979 – ASCII Penii
#978 – Shilling For Oscar-Mayer
#977 – Pungee Sticks
Every few months, we seem to just run out of forks. This is the only explanation for why.
C’mon, buy my book, for cryin’ out loud.
#976 – In the Arms of the Angel
#975 – Two-Hour Delay
I kind of love having two-hour delays. I can totally make it to work by 10:00 am every morning.
As ever, my book is available for your purchase and enjoyment.
#974 – Ewww
The last time we babysat the Wee Baby Donovan, the poor thing was sick. And full of snot. So much snot.
Y’know what’s not full of snot? My book!








