Have at thee!
You know what else is fancy? My book.
You can make this stop by buying this. It’s only $0.99.
It takes a lot of work to break their spirits.
Hey, it’s been a day, so I need to remind you again that I have a book you can buy here. You should do that.
It’s not that I want to tell people how they have to enjoy their concert experience, but if everyone else in the section is sitting, and you’re at the front of the section you don’t stand up for the whole damn concert. It’s just basic concert etiquette.
Go buy my book. Don’t lie and say you already have; I have access to purchasing statistics.
Hey, my novella can still be purchased here, in case you’d forgotten. There are, in theory, some 750 of you. If even just 10% of you bought it, that’d be pretty sweet.
It’s true! I self-published my first novella, Missing Person, on Friday! It’s available for the Kindle (and its app) for the low, low price of $0.99! You can get it here! Please do, and share the link with your friends! So many exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!