Face it, Tiger, I hit the jackpot.
Honestly, I would totally watch a show about just the Dowager Countess. Maggie Smith is awesome.
It’s sad but true. We were gonna go away for the weekend, but Michelle has been sick all week and hasn’t gotten that much better, sadly. So, we’ve postponed the trip a couple of weeks.
I’ll spend the weekend watching movies and playing video games in my underwear instead. Which is almost as good.
A friend of ours seriously just broke up with a girl who didn’t like movies or tv, which is fine, but not liking reading? I just…what the hell?
Rather than send boring thank you cards to my friends and family this year, I’m sending these. Definitely more personalized, don’t you think?
How in the world has my wife not seen Blazing Saddles? I mean, it’s a classic! It just…boggles my mind.
Y’know, bills suck. Being an adult sucks. For reals.
Sure, these two are completely fictional, but they still pop up occasionally.