#1066 – Shrinkage

 
They turned off the gas for our townhouse Friday morning to effect a repair, but never turned it back on. We use that gas to heat up water for things like the shower.

The point is, the water was very cold. 
Go buy my damn book already.

#1064 – Stats

 
I’ve been running an advertisement on Amazon’s website for the past two months, and the stats given above are pretty much exactly what I’ve got out of it. So, y’know, money well spent, I guess.